Humor
A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away
The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight than he can with what the manufacturer refers to as its "on demand" version.
The company maintains that side effects of the new dosage are mild and consist primarily of an inexplicable bulge in the pantaloons.
Dr. Ira D. Sharlip, professor of urology at the Univesity of California, San Francisco, stated, "For patients who are more sexually active, which generally means younger patients, whose sexual activity is more spontaneous, it will be an attractive alternative, provided the cost is not prohibitive."
Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout Too Dark For Video
Apparently, unable to contain his enthusiasm for bumming out the relatively nice and unsuspecting folks who make up much of the Western World, the misinformed medievalist has released another drearily threatening audiotape. Since the combined political, military, and intelligence resources of the civilized world cannot locate the potato head, we suggest the audiotape be taken as an opportunity to arrest him.
Here's how. Somebody buys the resourceful recluse a video camera. The only condition is, upon receipt, he has to agree to make a video about directions to his hideout. To prolong his short-lived celebrity, he can even deliver it in installments. The media will be wild for it.
3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis by generously providing: 3 Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices!
AIDS epidemic in the USSR
When an adult suffers from а child disease, it is extraordinary painful. Just as it happened to me at the late Soviet time when I caught measles, was bedridden for three days with a fever heat of 40C and was going to die...
Clutterbugs
"This house is so cluttered I can't find anything," said my husband. I looked around, and realized that most of the clutter was his, on that particular day, anyway. He seemed to be oblivious to that fact. He's not only a closet packrat, he builds guitars. He rebuilds guitars- guitars that don't quite meet his specifications when he buys them. Our living room is a guitar parts morgue. We could open up a store. They ought to make tables that have a slight angle...
Amazing Trivia Part 1
I admit it .. I LIKE trivia, tho it serves no purpose for me since I can never remember any to bring up in conversation. But still, it is fun, so I've created this list of amazing trivia that I found to be absolutely riveting.
Animated Humor
Many children are mesmerized and delighted by the animated humor that they find in their morning cartoons. The delightful antics of animated characters on the television screen are not lifelike as we know it, but are conceived to be real to children who do not know any better. Children can derive a great amount of love and affection from the animated humor that is exhibited by some of their favorite cartoon characters.
The violent exchanges that occur on the screen when a ...
Book Review Of Fables From The Mud By Erik Quisling
Philosophy books tend to be large tomes of incomprehensible concepts, no doubt designed this way to limit readership to those already involved in this ethereal endeavor at the academic level. Very occasionally a book comes along that breaks out from the norm, in 1971 R. D. Lang published his ground breaking work Knots, a Book that could be taken on many different levels, and more importantly, enjoyed by a wide audience.
Although using a different style Erik Quisling has pr...
Field Notes on Country Linguistics
You hear many endearing phrases in the country. Translating them to English can be complex. Use these handy Field Notes on Country Linguistics to lay the ground-work of effective communication in the hinterland.
Gone Fishing For Trivia
Ten multiple choice trivia questions about fish
Crazy student hostel
Once again about student hostel (this topic has no ending). The story how a door jamb met a head and how the latter capitulated to the former.
A Deep Look into Soap Operas
Here is a humorous look at soap operas 36 years ago. See how closely they mirror today's offerings. This will also show an author how NOT to run sentences on.
In Response To Miniaturization, Human Hands Get Smaller
Unfortunately, the adaptation is not yet complete, and most human beings are still encumbered with normal-size hands. As a result, they must put up with a certain amount of infuriating digital clumsiness.
Ever attentive to how they might help improve the human body, plastic surgeons have begun to offer a variety of hand-reduction procedures, which range from the conservative approach of washing them in hot water and then desiccating them with hairdryers to the more radical procedure of hand-reduction surgery.
Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In FDR's Basement
Democrats, sensing electoral weakness in the war-ravaged Republican Party, began an intensive search for a platform that might lead to a rejuvenation of their own habitually unfocused and widely unattractive party. Desperate to grasp the new grail, a leading member of the party found himself inspired to make a pilgrimage to the estate of the legendary Democrat, FDR, to meditate toward an electable new vision.
8 Reasons Why You Should Email Me One Dollar
Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00.
Birds of a Feather
Ten multiple choice trivia questions about birds
Animated Humor
Many children are mesmerized and delighted by the animated humor that they find in their morning cartoons. The delightful antics of animated characters on the television screen are not lifelike as we know it, but are conceived to be real to children who do not know any better. Children can derive a great amount of love and affection from the animated humor that is exhibited by some of their favorite cartoon characters.
The violent exchanges that occur on the screen when a ...
Birds of a Feather
Ten multiple choice trivia questions about birds
